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HAPPY HOUR

WHAT MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER A HAPPY HOUR:

WHAT I CONSIDER A HAPPY HOUR:

TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD

WHEN I SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT:

WHEN I DO IT:

WHEN A PRETTY GIRL IS ON A DATE WITH AN UGLY GUY

WHEN MY COWORKER SAYS THEY WANT TO QUIT AND WORK IN RETAIL

WHEN A CUSTOMER TELLS ME THAT I DID A GREAT JOB

WHEN ASKED TO DESCRIBE MY LIFE IN 3 ADJECTIVES

WHEN I SHOW UP LATE TO WORK EVERY DAY AND I NEVER GET WRITTEN UP

WHEN I TELL MY FRIENDS THAT I’M OK WORKING 5 DOUBLES BECAUSE OF ALL THE MONEY I’LL MAKE

BUT REALISTICALLY:

RUNNING INTO PEOPLE FROM HIGH SCHOOL YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

WHEN I SEE SOMEONE SLIP AND FALL